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avatar IronMan6666666 15 day.ago

[Meta] Why are nsfw jokes allowed?

I don't think this needs much explanation: Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid, but 90% of the nsfw jokes here don't fulfill that simple criteria whatsoever

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He said, "Well, I wouldn't count on it".

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You go on a head, ill hang around right here

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To check their form when they do a face-lift.

5. What is it about cold turkey that causes relapse?

I've been told by many professionals that I should quit cold turkey. I don't even eat it often though? What does this have to do with my substance abuse?

6. Your mom's so dumb she got stabbed in a shootout

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